Single guys and “Silly” shirts

Being single has its own advantages.

- Single women act like they are completly into what men love. These things include South Park, The Man Show, Beer, Top Heavy / Bottom Heavy women (whatever you are into) and the list goes on.

- Single guys dont dress. Unless you consider Gym shorts and a faded white shirt that says something like FU.

- Some single guys are better, atleast they lay their hands one of the South Park Shirts.

And when they hook up…

- It looks like “How to lose a guy in 10 days” to the outside world. Remember the “Love Fern” ?.

- The tom-boyish girl suddenly became Martha Stewart. Honestly, it does not make a diference to me. But stop lighting candles in the whole house when you are inviting his guy friends over.

- The South Park donning, gym going (or acting like going), partying like he won the national championship dude (hint: Every girl in the room had a smile on her face), is now the unofficial spokesperson for American Eagle and Abercrombie and Fitch. These are stores he branded “metro sexual” a week before he met her.

- Beer is no longer a staple food, as it is branded unhealthy. Instead, its wine and cheese. WTF ???

- They are ready to play wingman, set you up with someone/anyone, just so they do not have to go back to the bar later that week. Suddenly the bar, where they picked up the girl friend, is just too smoky and everyone is drunk. IT has to be noted that some women like to smoke, but do not like it when their clothes smell like smoke. All women on the otherhand lose it when their man’s clothes smell like smoke.

- McDonalds is for munchies… Correction, was for munchies.

- An awesome party is to sit around the house, drinking wine, listening to Jazz (I love Jazz, but not at a party) and talking about the awesome recipe they found last week.

FOR SHAME.

« Jackie Chan And the Governor ::+:: Banned Ad’s »